Michelle Obama Marbella Vacay

August 15, 2010

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You all know there is way too much to say on this lady and her 5 star tastes. So I will just say let the lady have her fun. It all ends in 2012 yeah !! Discuss…

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OMG WTF new Miss USA’s family Tied to Terrorist Group Hezbollah !

May 17, 2010

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WTF ?? More to come !! For now, read about it all on my tweets on Twitter !! www.twitter.com/ArmeniQueen   !! I shall return… with more !! OK readers, I am back. You know that I discovered all of this shocking information from the blog of the best investigative journalist ever , Debbie Schlussel .   www.debbieschlussel.com … [Read more…]

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Brunette Bitch is on Twitter @ArmeniQueen !!

March 29, 2010

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Follow the brazen, mouthy, funny, sometimes sweet bitch on Twitter @armeniqueen .  www.twitter.com/armeniqueen   you will LOVE her tweets.  See you there !!

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The POTUS is Not a 9-5 Weekday Job, Barry and Michelle !!

February 16, 2009

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/02152009/news/nationalnews/whats_the_rush__155255.htm President Obama and his wife seem to IMAGINE that his new ‘job’ as POTUS is a 9-5 weekday job, from which he can just take every weekend and school vacation day off, to be Mr. Family Man Loafer or even Mr.  Mom. He seems to LOVE his new perks, especially flying around the nation… [Read more…]

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Suzanne Somers’ Damaged Skin Looks Scary !!

January 30, 2009

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OMG, Suzanne Somers’ “Youth Regime” appears to have hit a major quagmire. The pills, the creams, the injections that she claims to do daily must NOT be working, because she could be Freddy Kruger’s double , judging by her damaged, burned-looking, old skin !! She embarasses herself all over the place, gives sorry if not… [Read more…]

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Obama’s Unhealthy Lifestyle !!

January 10, 2009

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090110/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_chili Pres=elect Barack Obama certainly is NOT a “Health Nut” , so why doesn’t he and the press STOP pretending he is. His habits are anything but -  His dangerous stop/start-up smoking habit/addiction , his love for unhealthy, high-fat, greasy food , his family history of cancer on both sides of his family, and yet… [Read more…]

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Obama is The Worst Kind of Smoker

December 12, 2008

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I cannot believe President-elect Obama would become a (dangerous) on & off smoker . That is the worst kind of smoker you can be, proof is news anchor Peter Jennings, who smoked/stopped and smoked/stopped and smoked/stopped -  the perfect recipe for lung cancer !!:( Plus, Obama has cancer genes galore in his family , with THREE… [Read more…]

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Breaking: Mitt Romney’s Black Hair Turns White !!

November 2, 2008

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  OMG readers, I just saw a news blip on Romney stumping for McCain in MO. and witnessed firsthand that Mr. Black-Dye-Overload Himself, Mitt Romney, has…(gulp))…are you ready for this ( ?? ) …WHITE SIDEBURNS !! Shall we chalk this up to Mitt’s I-Just-Cannot-Get-Out-Of-Bed-Anymore depressive state of mind ( after losing the nomination last February)… [Read more…]

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The Palin Family Comfort Foods

September 28, 2008

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   OK BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND IS THE LIST OF FABULOUS FOODS THAT THE PALIN FAMILY LOVES TO COMFORT THEMSELVES WITH ..  ( Attention Leno, Letterman, O’Brien- Use BUT give credit to Brunette Bitch (Tarpin Hagin) or else !! Copyrighted material  !! )  TODD’S HALF-BAKED ALASKAN PIE    PIPER’S MOTHERLY MEATLOAF COMPLETE WITH SPIT EMULSION TRACK’S TRAVELLING… [Read more…]

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The McCain Family Comfort Foods List

September 16, 2008

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™ BrunetteBitch blog – Inimitable Creator of The Comfort Foods Lists © ® ™ is alive and well and now kicking off the McCain Family Comfort Foods !! (  Readers !!  This is from September 2008 and being reintroduced here again because I am getting emails from fans of my Comfort Foods Lists to do some more… [Read more…]

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The Hideous Hide-It-All Hunter Headband ! 80% off sale !

August 24, 2008

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 © And now a word from our sponsor … Hello folks. Are you tired of your depressing-looking, white-trash, balding, thinning and telltale DARK BLACK ROOTS? Are you always late for that next soiree’ due to endless, futile fiddling with your pitifully thinning ugly old streaky-bleachy-CHEAPO hair ?? Are you breaking all of your mirrors out… [Read more…]

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Rielle’s Deranged Rant to The Enquirer

August 24, 2008

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I picked up the latest National Enquirer on my way home – and it is clear that poor penniless-and-helpless-on-her-own-at-44-Rielle is more deluded and deranged as ever ! How bad was this woman ON Cocaine ??? Now, not to mention that BEAMING WRINKLED FACE on the cover . Jeepers Creepers , it really affected the old hobag… [Read more…]

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Back In A Few !

August 21, 2008

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♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  • Even I need a break from life and blogs sooooo this blog will be asleep for a few days more while I take my little vacay ! Have fun reading and re-reading because I will be back SOON with some more ranting and raving and doing what I love to… [Read more…]

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Go Elizabeth !!

August 17, 2008

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I just picked up the People Mag with the Elizabeth Edwards story-with quotes from two favorite people in her life, her brother speaks out and so does her best friend. The part that I was so happy with (and it is difficult to find accurate information on it because it IS her private business of… [Read more…]

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John Edwards’ Favorite Fancy Comfort Foods !!

August 15, 2008

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 © John Edwards loves to eat fancy comfort foods, especially when he beats himself up , and I hear he had some interesting items on the menu for the last few months or so… Sanctimonious Smoked Salmon Pate’ Brazen Breck Girl’s Beefcake Wellington     Egotistical Eggs poached with Special Supreme Sauce on the side ( because he thinks… [Read more…]

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My Thoughts on The Beijing Olympics

August 15, 2008

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I am NOT a huge watcher of the Olympics at all – but I am very patriotic and I do watch a few of the interesting events. (I prefer to watch the Winter Olympics, the male skaters like the mesmerizing Russian Pleshinko, and the downhill skiing events too.) I love the tennis – and am… [Read more…]

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It Seems Like Melissa Druck & Posse Do Not Realize What Rielle Hunter Did?????

August 15, 2008

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This one shocked the blank out of me- HONESTLY ! I actually received a comment from a friend of a member of the Druck family (the comment is posted on a previous post of mine). In a pecan shell, the friend claims it must be very hard on Rielle and her family to watch and… [Read more…]

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Do Melissa Druck and Pigeon O’Brien really seem soooo credible ???

August 15, 2008

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I realize beauty is skin-deep and I am NOT here to put down the LOOKS of these “ladies” at all BUT you must admit they (Melissa Druck and Pigeon O’Brien) look like they were separated at birth ( from Chastity Bono and Rosie O’Donnell, respectively) , n’est ce pas ? They just have that seedy, formerly-convicted-felon-look… [Read more…]

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Heavy Hard Drug Use and Middle-Aged Pregnancy = ?!

August 15, 2008

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Most intelligent people realize and identify risk factors in a pregnancy, and although today some women choose to have a child late in life today, they still must realize that many factors may cause the innocent baby some problems , severe ones too. This is not a “funny” post but a thought-provoking one because in today’s… [Read more…]

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A Breather From CokeS*UT and ScarlettOEdwards

August 14, 2008

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I thought I would take a breather from CokeSLUT & ScarlettO’Edwards (He does sound like the pretty Scarlett doesn’t he?) for this post and talk about something different. Good idea? Good. I just got back awhile ago from the grocery store and it seems like ( just like my constant beef with over-population ), ITEMS… [Read more…]

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