Breaking: Mitt Romney’s Black Hair Turns White !!

Posted on Sunday , November , 2 , 2008

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OMG readers, I just saw a news blip on Romney stumping for McCain in MO. and witnessed firsthand that Mr. Black-Dye-Overload Himself, Mitt Romney, has…(gulp))…are you ready for this ( ?? ) …WHITE SIDEBURNS !!

Shall we chalk this up to Mitt’s I-Just-Cannot-Get-Out-Of-Bed-Anymore depressive state of mind ( after losing the nomination last February) , or to his anger over the big snub that Mac socked to him, bypassing him for a Veep choice of the soon-to-be WHATWASHERNAME , or the latest news that Mitt and cohorts were badmouthing Palin via spinning insults about her and her diva/whackjob ways of late , every which way they can ??  Well, WHATEVER. Let me tell you that his hair is PARTIALLY WHITE !!

Now, should Willard somehow find his way to this very bitchy blog , I HOPE and PRAY that he does NOT drop everything to make a MAD DASH for his Glossy-coal-black hair dye !!  NOOOOOO Mitt don’t !! It looks BETTER - really – it looks more like 61 should look – you guys and gals all know how I feel about OVER-dying hair past 35 or 40 – it looks unnatural and actually accentuates wrinkles and makes your older aging face look even moreso !! Think about it. News anchor Kelly O’Donnell with her MATTE BRIGHT RED HAIR DYE looks ridiculous (KELLY, your hair is NOT supposed to be like it was at AGE 7 !!  LOL, you Pippi Longstockings you !! )

Thankyou for listening ;)

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