So I will just say let the lady have her fun. It all ends in 2012 yeah !!

Discuss…

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I shall return… with more !!

OK readers, I am back. You know that I discovered all of this shocking information from the blog of the best investigative journalist ever , Debbie Schlussel .   www.debbieschlussel.com  ! Go read ! I love her blog and I now follow her on Twitter.

Debbie’s latest entry :  Confirmed: Islamic Terrorists Financed Miss USA Contestant  . (click link to go to Debbie’s story on her blog)

http://is.gd/cc5Y4  

Pretty outrageous, unacceptable. Everything of Donald Trump should be boycotted.  Our great country is too good for this crap.  Please let me know how you feel.

President Obama and his wife seem to IMAGINE that his new ‘job’ as POTUS is a 9-5 weekday job, from which he can just take every weekend and school vacation day off, to be Mr. Family Man Loafer or even Mr.  Mom.

He seems to LOVE his new perks, especially flying around the nation on his new mode of transport, Air Force One (which btw, costs about $90,000 to operate for ONE day !) Oh, I’m certain Michelle loves it too, not to mention Marion Robinson and the girls ??

He has done NOTHING successfully in his first full month, but manages to NEED every WEEKEND off already – NOT to mention he eats breakfast with the family every morning , which delays his start of WORK in the Oval Office until about NINE AM !! )Pres. Bush was hard at work in The Oval Office at SIX AM .  Granted, President Obama stays LATE until TEN PM in The Oval …but still.

My readers and fans, if you will,  KNOW of my strong opinion against Mr. Lazy Moms and how utterly sad and they are, but to have a President who is whipped by a complaining, naggy wife , if you will,  is even more disgusting  and pathetic to me.

Now, when you look at the photo of them leaving the restaurant Table52, famed for Southern Catfish Jumbolya  (sp LOL??) and grits, no kidding, you will note the FIRST LADY’S BROWN DOGGIE BAG, surprising many, BUT does it really shock you that First Lady Michelle needs to devour every single drop of food ?? Giveaway : The size 85inch hips and Michael Jordan-sized legs.  OK bitchy but hey, that is moi, readers.  Sorry ? NO. LOL.

Get to work and be President , for at least a full year before loafing off,  and leave the vacays and weekends off for the truly deserving !!  I really cannot envision McCain doing this. Right ??

Tell me what you think …

OMG, Suzanne Somers’ “Youth Regime” appears to have hit a major quagmire.

The pills, the creams, the injections that she claims to do daily must NOT be working, because she could be Freddy Kruger’s double , judging by her damaged, burned-looking, old skin !!

She embarasses herself all over the place, gives sorry if not fraudulant ‘medical’ advice everywhere, makes ridiculous claims, (somehow) sells idiotic book after book, and needs psychiatric help , now, before she completely goes over the edge.

May I suggest, Suzanne, that you buy a good mirror ?? Or a muzzle ?? Or even a new wig ??

Let us hope that if Suzanne Somers does live til 110, likes she wants to do, that she does NOT continue to wear that CLOWN YELLOW STRAW WIG everywhere, along with that Burnt Brown-Orange skin !!   Hideous !!

My guess is that her marriage has lasted 41 years ONLY because her JOBLESS husband needs her financial support, as does Susan Lucci’s !!  Honestly !  What have those 2 husbands done on their own, besides claim to be their working wives’ “manager’ , for the last 30 years or so  ?????   Lmao !!

Pres=elect Barack Obama certainly is NOT a “Health Nut” , so why doesn’t he and the press STOP pretending he is.

His habits are anything but -  His dangerous stop/start-up smoking habit/addiction , his love for unhealthy, high-fat, greasy food , his family history of cancer on both sides of his family, and yet he goes to the GYM.  (He is almost worse than Bill Clinton !!)

Any intelligent person KNOWS that the gym will NOT cancel out SMOKING and a HIGH FAT diet !!

He owes it to himself, his family, and the country to at least attempt to live a healthier lifestyle .

Remember, the Obamas are NOT that “young” – they are both nearly 50. They just had their kids a bit late in life, which makes them seem like ‘a young family”, but in truth, they’re VERY middle-aged.

I’m not sure he ever released medical records ?? However, let’s hope he wises up before his health declines, because his BP, cholesterol, CRP level, all must be pretty scary, at this point !!

Best of luck to him – can he at least do the chili W/O the beef and the fat-filled sausage  and french fries ??

And while I’m on the subject, Michelle needs to look into a great salad chef – because that  backview (below the waist) makes us GASP !! LOL !!

OMG readers, I just saw a news blip on Romney stumping for McCain in MO. and witnessed firsthand that Mr. Black-Dye-Overload Himself, Mitt Romney, has…(gulp))…are you ready for this ( ?? ) …WHITE SIDEBURNS !!

Shall we chalk this up to Mitt’s I-Just-Cannot-Get-Out-Of-Bed-Anymore depressive state of mind ( after losing the nomination last February) , or to his anger over the big snub that Mac socked to him, bypassing him for a Veep choice of the soon-to-be WHATWASHERNAME , or the latest news that Mitt and cohorts were badmouthing Palin via spinning insults about her and her diva/whackjob ways of late , every which way they can ??  Well, WHATEVER. Let me tell you that his hair is PARTIALLY WHITE !!

Now, should Willard somehow find his way to this very bitchy blog , I HOPE and PRAY that he does NOT drop everything to make a MAD DASH for his Glossy-coal-black hair dye !!  NOOOOOO Mitt don’t !! It looks BETTER - really – it looks more like 61 should look – you guys and gals all know how I feel about OVER-dying hair past 35 or 40 – it looks unnatural and actually accentuates wrinkles and makes your older aging face look even moreso !! Think about it. News anchor Kelly O’Donnell with her MATTE BRIGHT RED HAIR DYE looks ridiculous (KELLY, your hair is NOT supposed to be like it was at AGE 7 !!  LOL, you Pippi Longstockings you !! )

Thankyou for listening

 OK BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND IS THE LIST OF FABULOUS FOODS THAT THE PALIN FAMILY LOVES TO COMFORT THEMSELVES WITH ..  ( Attention Leno, Letterman, O’Brien- Use BUT give credit to Brunette Bitch (Tarpin Hagin) or else !! Copyrighted material  !! )

 TODD’S HALF-BAKED ALASKAN PIE   

PIPER’S MOTHERLY MEATLOAF COMPLETE WITH SPIT EMULSION

TRACK’S TRAVELLING STASH OF SNACKS & NUTS TO GULP DOWN WHILE VANDALIZING

TODD’S “I WISH I WERE A REAL MAN” WARM HOT TODDY FOR THOSE COLD DARK ALASKAN NIGHTS ALONE FEEDIN’ KIDS AND CHANGIN’ DIAPERS !

PALIN FAMILY HOURLY PIZZA DELIVERY

SARAH’S SIMPLE ELK STEW   ( MUST KEEP IT SIMPLE ‘CUZ WORK COMES FIRST !! )

WILLOW’S “I-WANNA-BE-A-MOM-TOO-NOW-FOLKS” SUGAR COOKIES

BRISTOL’S MOM-AND-DAD-AREN’T-LOOKING HOMEMADE BREW

LEVI’S LOSER LASAGNE

TRACK’S VANDAL-TURNED-SOLDIER SHIT-ON-A-SHINGLE   ( GROSS BUT TRUE ? )

THE PALIN FAMILY SECRET FRUIT PUNCH RECIPE (IN HONOR OF THE PALIN FAMILY SECRETS, SKELETONS, & SARAH’S BEST-KEPT-SECRET POLICY VIEWS)

SARAH’S SCRAMBLED EGGS

TODD’S TEQUILA SNOWCONES

PALIN PANCAKES WITH MOOSE-BLOOD SYRUP

SARAH’S MANGY MOOSEBURGERS  ( MADE BY MIX   – NEVER BY SCRATCH  – WORK WAITS !! )

ANIMAL GUTS PATE’

THE PALIN’S “WE-DO-EVERYTHING-HALFASS-BACKWARDS-AND-BACKWOODS” CRAPPY CREATION OF CARIBOU STEW

SARAH PALIN’S PITIFUL PATHETIC PUTRID PICNIC BASKET LUNCH FOR KIDS ( BECAUSE BY NOW YOU KNOW WORK IS A WAITIN’ ! )

SARAH PALIN’S GOVERNOR’S GIZZARD FOIE GRAS

SARAH’S VEEP -INSPIRED VEAL SMOTHERED IN SUGARY VERMOUTH SYRUP

TODD’S, TRACK’S AND LEVI’S LOW IQ IGLOO ICECUBES  (TO ENHANCE THEIR BEER)

AND FINALLY …..

SARAH’S BLOODIED CATCH OF THE DAY ( ELK ) ON A PLATTER SURROUNDED BY POACHED MINIATURE LIPSTICKED-PITBULL PUPS  ( HEY !  IT IS HER SPORT!  NOT MINE ! )

PLEASE NOTE : THIS WRITER DOES NOT APPROVE HUNTING OR POACHING SWEET LITTLE INNOCENT ANIMALS OF ANY KIND – SINCERELY.

(  Readers !!  This is from September 2008 and being reintroduced here again because I am getting emails from fans of my Comfort Foods Lists to do some more !! And coming soon — I will !! )  Brunette Bitch a k a Tarpin Hagin  

McCrabby’s Homemade Brew of Beer – Add sour lemon , spicy Tobasco and even some bitters !

McCain’s Geritol Laced Gelatin ( Mac loves this it’s so easy to swallow and digest )

mmmmmm McCain McComforting McCaroni Casserole ( for those moments when the polls are not going his way and he gets a tad testy )

McDonald’s Anything  ( for Brigette and Meghan McCain , who really do not seem to count the calories and why should they? Designer duds come in plus size too and they look mahvelous ) Truly.

Cindy McCain’s Drug-Laced Deviled Eggs

Carol McCain’s Leftover Potluck Potroast ( Do not overcook ! It will shrink in size ! ) As she did after her tragic accident.

John McCain’s latenight Chinese Delivery to one of his homes while he sits in another of his homes  ( ie: His mind losing a bit of memory these days due to age )

John McCain’s Pepperpot Soup ( He loveeees this soup because it soothes him, it actually calms him , especially when he remembers why he had to choose Palin over Lieberman )

Cindy McCain’s Food Processored / Blended Up Spaghetti ( See, in a smooth liquid form, this spaghetti is much easier to throw up, so as not to absorb the caloric count and thus she stays a size Zero )

Barbie Cindy’s Pastel Pink High-Class Party Punch Laced with Percocet

Cindy McCain’s Beer Battered Bistro Chicken

John McCain’s Miraculous Comeback Spicy Special Sauce  ( be careful – this one is sooo hot that it actually comes back to visit you in the form of late night regurgitation )

McCain’s ‘I Still Hate Romney and He Hates Me’ BLT  ( BS , Lies , Tricks on Rye )

Meghan McCain’s Million Types of Snacks  ( surrounding her laptop as she types her Blogette )

John McCain’s ‘I’ve Suffered Enough and You All Owe Me’ Potpie

John McCain’s Insomnia Cure-all Warmed Milk  ( he drinks it as he is writing his speeches…falls asleep during writing them …as WE do listening to them !! ) 

Cindy’s Shopping Snacks  ( Diet Pills, Cocktails, Percodan , Adderall ) 

Cindy’s Home Baked Chocolate Pill-Chip Cookies

McCain’s Laxative-Laced Lunches ( He IS getting old ya know ?? )

Cindy’s Trademark CHEATERS’ Lobster Finger Rolls ( Busy Housewives can ‘cheat’ by using tasty imitation crab instead of pricey lobster ! )

Hey Latenight Hosts – Again, please give my BrunetteBitch Blog credit if you must use ( steal ) my material !!  I SO mean it.

Hello folks. Are you tired of your depressing-looking, white-trash, balding, thinning and telltale DARK BLACK ROOTS?

Are you always late for that next soiree’ due to endless, futile fiddling with your pitifully thinning ugly old streaky-bleachy-CHEAPO hair ??

Are you breaking all of your mirrors out of sheer frustration, shock and awe, when courageously-but-foolishly gazing into them as you happen by ???

Are you finally tiring of your SAME OLD HIDE-THE-DAMN-ROOTS-AND-BALDING-SPOTS routine ??

And, is your social life still gravely suffering at 44 , as you struggle to convince new beaus that your SILLY FRIGHTFUL TIED-UNDER-THE-CHIN FULL HEADSCARF really IS the latest trend??

Then – alas !! Suffer and worry NO more, ladies !!

We have for YOU – YES, YOUUUUUUUU – the remedy for all of the above and even more !!—- The Lisa Jo Druck / Rielle Hunter HIDEOUS HIDE-IT-ALL HEADBAND  !!

Yes folks !! As hideous , horrendous, horrible, and ho-like as this HEADBAND will most likely look on you – it is the latest rage (among balding, thinning-haired middle-aged, trailer-park druggo-freaks and homewreckers too).

ADDED FEATURES INCLUDE : 

♥    An elasticized feature sewn within the cloth ™ HIDEOUS HIDE-IT-ALL HUNTER HEADBAND – which enables the woman to WIDEN the headband to VARIOUS LENGTHS extending all the way down past the eyes (to conceal beedy little eyes or eyes one forgot to make up, or very wrinkled eyes ) …..

♥   ………  or even PAST the eyes , the ™  HIDEOUS HIDE-IT-ALL HUNTER HEADBAND will extend even past the ENTIRE FACE & NECK !!  ( Please note : THIS is the position in which THE one and only Lisa Jo Druck/Rielle Hunter wore HER own HEADBAND  on the glorious night that she picked up John Edwards, in the dimly-lit bar !! ) Beats that proverbial bag over the head, right ?

♥   Comes in Hunter’s own favorite fabric  – Polyester Animal Print !!

ON SALE NOW  !! 80 % off !!!!!!!!!!!      

 ©   Another Brilliantly funny post from The Brunette Bitch so please , LateNights, IF you wish to use it – give credit to MOI  !! I am serious. So there.

Now, not to mention that BEAMING WRINKLED FACE on the cover .

Jeepers Creepers , it really affected the old hobag when John Edwards said he DID NOT LOVE her, didn’t it? (The story DOES mention her severe anguish over that tidbit though ha ha ha !!). Soooo, she had to rush to the NE to tell the entire world that:

a. She slept with a MARRIED MAN the first night she picked him up -in a BAR- (Psssttt we hear that bar is very dimly-lit !!)

b.  John “loves her” and will “marry her after Elizabeth is gone…” !!  How LOW

c. She and John had close hotel rooms so she could “spend the night in his…” !

d. She and John are soulmates and he is the love of her life. Lmao.

I swear this evil, crackpot needs to be committed-locked up and evaluated and I AM NOT JOKING HERE.  Severe delusions OF GRANDEUR, instability, and she is very deranged . : (

Rielle Hunter aka Lisa Druck aka Lisa Jo Druck Hunter tries to act soooo cosmo-ish, free-spirited, cool and career-oriented YET THIS AGING LOSER is in truth PENNILESS and JOBLESS at her late age , WHEN LEFT TO HER OWN DEVICES . HOW PITIFUL IS THAT !!

Hey Rielle, if you want to APPEAR the part then GO EARN the part – on your own instead of via alleged pathetic EXTORTION/BLACKMAIL.   Same with Andrew Young now A KEPT MAN  . What a real man huh ?? 

Pays to be an unethical, immoral, cheating, lying, blackmailing, threatening, parasitic, freeloading, bottomfeeding skank (Hunter) or worm (Andrew Young), you say ??  I think not. Simply because, the $$$ WILL DRY UP and THEY will only be older and obviously WITHOUT resources, skills, careers, or any more “leverage” that they have enjoyed. Then, where will they both be, in their 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s ?? DESPERATE……once again.

Pays to be decent and EARN your own way, guys because with the SKANKVILLE ROUTE one always has KARMA running after them , in a mean cruel way, and KARMA does finally catch up with lazy old good-for-nothings.

FOOTNOTE:    HOW STUPID ARE THE ENTIRE CAST OF “CONTRIBUTORS” TO RIELLE’S LAVISH LIFESTYLE , TO CONTINUE HUSH-MONEY , WHEN IN FACT, THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY HUSHED IS SCREAMING OUT DETAILS TO ANYONE & EVERYONE WHO WILL LISTEN (OR WILL PAY FOR THEM!) ??? 

I SAY- THERE MUST BE A LOT MORE THAT THIS SKANKY DRUGGIE HAS ON EDWARDS, BARON, AND THE OTHER TRIAL LAWYERS, DO YOU THINK ?? 

John Edwards has such great TASTE in mistresses huh?

Tell me what YOU think now !!

Have fun reading and re-reading because I will be back SOON with some more ranting and raving and doing what I love to do

Love you all – back soon !

Love, Brunette Bitch  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  !

The part that I was so happy with (and it is difficult to find accurate information on it because it IS her private business of course) was the part of the article that said “her condition is now stable. The cancer has neither spread nor shrunk…”.

I was very relieved to hear that she is stable – and that it has NOT spread !

This is very good news for such an outstanding, lovely, talented woman and one of THE best mothers of all time, in MY book !!

I am praying for you, Mrs. Edwards and for your children too.  You have lived through a lot of heartache , courageously , and many many people , who admire you , wish that your future will be filled with beautiful thoughts, events, beautiful dreams and beautiful realities, for a long long time to come

Go Elizabeth !!

Sanctimonious Smoked Salmon Pate’

Brazen Breck Girl’s Beefcake Wellington    

Egotistical Eggs poached with Special Supreme Sauce on the side ( because he thinks of himself as so special ! )

Narcissistic Fancy Nut Mix

Rielle Hunter Fruitcake with extra Nuts

Seared Foie Gras with Teardrop Emulsion

Southern Fried Style BLT Sandwich  - Hold the VP and the AG  !!!

Lisa Druck’s Famous Signature Dish – COKE au Vin

Arrogant Asparagus a la Ho-llandaise

Haughty Ham and Cheese on Regretful Rye

Mess Around Meatloaf

Egotistical Escargots in Low-man and Garlic Butter

Chump Chowder

Cooked-Goose Liver Pate’

Redneck Raspberry Martini  

Creme de My-Two-Americas Mint Julep

Potatoes Au Gutless

Creamed-In-The-Polls Spinach

And John Edwards doesn’t have much to do anymore ( what with his marriage in shambles, his affair over, his candidacy kaputs, his hopes for VP or AG dashed ) so he has been thinking about auditioning for the the lead in the following productions !

Snake On A Hot Tin Roof

A Streetcar Named Desperado

Gone With The Candidate

Portrait Of John Edwards Gray

Be sure to check back here for additions or post your own !

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I love the tennis – and am still shocked about Federer’s loss – to James Blake yet !! And the Williams sisters’ loss too.

However, back to the events I want to comment on:

1. It was shocking and very disrespectful (if not declasse’) of Michael Phelps to TALK AND GIGGLE AWAY DURING OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM !  WHO does this over the age of 5 ???!!  WHY has nobody else mentioned this ??? It is deplorable and unacceptable. He was chatting like a girl and giggling to the 2 guys next to him, one of which had the most idiotic looking Three Stooges haircut with bangs.

2. The gymnast that won the Gold Medal , Nastia Luikin, did a fine job- BUT again, at the medal ceremony, they showed closeups of her hugely-foreheaded face, and it looked like she was ATTEMPTING to mouth/sing along YET CLEARLY SHE DID NOT KNOW THE LYRICS TO OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM! (She has been in this country since she was 2 and SHOULD have taken the time to LEARN them !). In a way, disgraceful.

3. BTW these parents like Mr. Luikin, and Maria Shaparova’s father too, have such a look of pride, BUT what is funny or sad, even, is that look on their faces of ” Oh Goody, now we can pay our bills !”. No shame, parents living off their kids’ 15 minutes of fame and newfound $$$$$$$ ?  Oh well.

4. ” Legendary coach ” Bella (a MAN) Carolyi (sp?) WINS THE SOUR GRAPES award from me.  Why doesn’t he STFU about the sweet talented Team China that WON the GOLD fair and square????? They are NOT too young. Bella, get a grip and be a man about it.  Unfortunately, TEAM USA only got the SILVER because Sacramone from Massachusetts admittedly messed up TWICE bigtime. At least, she owns up to it.

5. It is a total shame that China had to replace the real little talented singer with the ponytailed “cuter” one (THEY claim). How terrible. Both girls must feel terrible now and they are just little kids and should not.

6. All in all, parts of any Olympics can be a bit boring but I thought the opening ceremony was cool-especially the TORCH part ! VERY CREATIVE !!

7. Have fun watching.  I LOVED to see TEAM ARMENIA march in – the flag and people looked beautiful !!

8. MY opinion ( and probably millions of others’ opinions too ! ) is that athletes are very OVERPAID.  I am sure you would agree with me.  Emphasis, in any country, should be on BRAINS not BRAWN. Right ?? Right !!

I actually received a comment from a friend of a member of the Druck family (the comment is posted on a previous post of mine).

In a pecan shell, the friend claims it must be very hard on Rielle and her family to watch and listen to what the MEDIA is saying about Rielle, and they do not DESERVE it !

Can you even fathom this attitude ?

Rielle Hunter shamelessly chased after a long-married man (after picking him up in a BAR !).

She proceeded to carry on an affair (deluding herself that a married, good-looking rich man could actually “love” her. Lmao ! At her late age and YEARS of streetwise antics of PROMISCUITY, DRUGS, BOOZING etc., could this woman really be that naive ??

That wasn’t enough though. This middle-aged Homewrecking Ho had to mouth off to Newsweek and TRASH a beautiful, sweet, long-suffering, elegant and INNOCENT (LET ALONE SICK !) WIFE of the man she was trying to STEAL him from !  (Daily News reportined the “trashing” part).

Once DUMPED & FIRED (LOL) , The Homewrecking Hobag most likely got angry. So she decided to attempt to get pregnant , by a MARRIED MAN, no doubt. (NOT an easy fete for a 44 , or is it 56, year old menopausal woman). BUT, alas, she did it.

Now, since it’s PUBLIC knowledge that MARRIED FOOL Andrew Young DUNCED right out to CLAIM PATERNITY for the baby, it could be that the warped old druggy kook actually slept with more men than just Edwards (One story on the web claims she was passed around LOL) (See my recent post about HOW MRS. YOUNG was apparently OK with what her husband did ??  )

Fast Forward to now – Rielle most likely blackmailed Edwards and everyone else? It has been said that Edwards and others blew up at her, SUGGESTING that she and the chubby Bob McGovern LEAKED IT ALL TO THE ENQUIRER?? WHO KNOWS?  BUT ! We do know that she is a WOMAN SCORNED (IN HER DERANGED MIND).

Now, the very “decent” (  ” decent” , according to sister Melissa Druck and her friend who commented) Rielle Hunter is allegedly RECEIVING TONS OF HUSH $$$ through other men. What an UPSTANDING woman you are, Rielle !

THIS is why I wrote this post- I honestly do NOT believe these 3 women even GET IT ??

They just have that seedy, formerly-convicted-felon-look to them- in a HEFTY trailer park way, do you think?

I think they’re all in it for $$$$$$$$$$$ – Lisa/Rielle Druck Hunter , Melissa Druck, Pigeon O’Brien, Andy Young- and they HAVE UGLY STUFF ON SUGARDADDY FRED BARON AND THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THEY ARE LIVING THE LIFE OF LUXURY, for NOW. They just have that ” I’d do ANYTHING-for-$$$-” LOOK about them .

Rielle , Melissa, Pigeon are a hardened tough low shady bunch compared to the soft, sweet, elegant Elizabeth Edwards. Good luck to the classy, well-bred Mrs. Edwards in dealing with these druggie rejects from the wrong side of the tracks !

(Big deal Mr. Druck was an attorney ! We all think he was the LOWEST FORM of human crap, from what everybody is saying about him. Raised his brood well, huh ? )

This is not a “funny” post but a thought-provoking one because in today’s ENVIRONMENT with increased ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION all around us, combined with our TOXIC SOUP ENVIRONMENT via chemicals in the atmosphere, gas emissions, EMR towers increasing all over the place today, high-tech gadgets surrounding oneself (Constant cellphone use, IPods, IPhones, Laptops, Desktops, Carphones, etc. ) , well ALL OF THE ABOVE can equal mutated genes ESPECIALLY in OLDER males and females , due to LONGER EXPOSURE to all of the above and longer living time in a CHEMICAL SOUP out there !  Scary stuff today.

Add hard heavy drug use (LSD, cocaine, heroin etc, even perhaps heavy pot use) to the mix of above elements, and one wonders how the innocent baby of Brazen Homewrecking Nutjob Lisa/Rielle Druck Hunter would or could escape severe developmental problems.  Poor child. Time will tell.

However, my point is, in her desperate last-ditch attempts to re-snag and entrap the LONG-MARRIED John Edwards, I do not believe the OLD DRUGGY gave a baby much serious, loving thought !  A sad commentary indeed.  Innocent life.:(

Good idea? Good. I just got back awhile ago from the grocery store and it seems like ( just like my constant beef with over-population ), ITEMS and BRANDS and FLAVORS and SCENTS now over-populate and overwhelm us , more than ever.

Back in the 60s and 70s (here she goes again) everything was beautiful in every way. Too many ways to mention.

Back to the market – If I do not stick to my list in every aisle then I am up shit’s creek w/o that paddle.  But that is hard for me because I’m like a kid looking for the word ” New! ” on items in every single aisle , because yes I hate to admit it, but pretty packaging and interesting new things excite me to no end.

But ! Why do they now have 50 types of barbeque sauce ? 20 flavors of LIFE cereal alone? 10 flavors of butter? 700 scents of laundry detergent?? 50 types of white bread? And 200 types of bottled water ??

Why , when it used to be Salada or Lipton tea only, do they now create every sickeningly sweet flavor of tea in the book ? 

 WHO needs PERFUME-Y tea to drink ? Flavors like Lavender and Sweet Pea with Gooseberry Vanilla with a twist of Drenched Rain and Muddy Puddles are actual FLAVORS of tea !

(OK I made up Muddy Puddles but I thought it sounds cute !). Tea is tea and Lipton Tea is ENOUGH. I know there has to be competition et al BUT why does it all have to be so mind-numbing, trying to decide for 20 minutes on the type of tea to buy ??

Go on to the soaps and lotions aisle………………….we find TASTY-sounding lotions’ scents like Earth Dirt Meets Bubble Gum Pink , Blueberry Skin & High Fat Cream, Orange Peel & Stagnant Rainwater (lol), Tadpoles Floating in Dirty Pool Water (ugh), Humid Summer Sky & Melted Ice, Winter Snowdrift & Dog Pee, Vanilla Sky & Jasmine Chocolate Mint, well you get it?

What happened to nice old plain old-fashioned Pond’s Cold Cream UNSCENTED?

The soda aisle takes the cake………… CocaCola now has Cherry Coke, Lemon Coke, Vanilla Coke, Grape Coke, half Coke, quarter Coke, 99% Coke, 1% Coke, Almost Coke, Nearly Coke, Sickening Coke, Crappy Coke, Losers Coke, Winner’s Coke, Coconut Coke, Halfass Coke, Kids’ Coke, Senior Coke, Summer Coke, Winter Coke, Booze-Free Coke, Dogs’ Coke, Cats’ Coke, Morning Coke, Midnight Coke, and coming soon Coke-Free Coke!

 And on to the candy aisle (   NOT that I ever go near it   ) and the cookie aisle (   It scares me  ) are the longest aisles ever and pulease just Stella Doros and Graham Crackers would be enough !

I do NOT cruise the meat aisles because I do NOT eat much red meat – so that helps my over-crowded mind a bit.   And the chicken aisle makes me cry because my mother made the best greasiest chicken ever and let’s NOT even goooo there ! (sniffling).

 I avoid the vegetable aisle because I do NOT like junk food like carrots.   (Lmao).

I pick up bananas though because they’re so Baby Boomerish and pretty too.

I live on MADZOON (the correct way to say yogurt )  because I am 100% Armenian.

And, this has all made me hungry so I’m going to get a jar of Skippy and a spoon and more later… have a fabulous night, visit often, and please do know that my font size, time, and date are still a tad off – sorry I will fix soon.  Love you all. Goodnight everybody !!